It is a long established fact that dogs know all your secrets. Broke your diet and had pizza for dinner? The dog knows. 

It’s also an established fact, that even the most well-behaved dog loves to roll in and chew on the most unspeakable things.

And if that’s a visual you really didn’t want, sorry about that! 

Happy Monday everybody! 

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